Maybe we’ll make it out alive. But maybe not.

This makes me LOL so hard. I can’t wait to wear this in shirt form forever.

We have whistles. “we-hate-accents” whistles.

Some days I wonder if the amount of self disgust I have is a little more than normal.

Yeah little love muffin I do

Some of you tumblr people are rather mean and invasive. I keep this silly thing for myself, do you not? Am I wrong in thinking that this is an app on my iPhone that is used to waste time, post pictures of things I like and write out the dumb weird messed up thoughts from my brain? Because apparently a bazillion other people take it WAY more seriously and see this as a place to invade people’s privacy, make others feel bad and even boast about themselves. I don’t really get the whole “ask box” thing unless people have an actual question but why do you leave yourself anonymous and ask personal questions? It is clear that you follow someone when your invasive question relates to previous posts and such SO WHY ARE YOU SCARED? Oh yeah cause most of the time your questions are mean and rude and just plain nosey. You do not know me, who cares who I’ve kissed, who cares who I am friends with, who cares if sometimes I am sad or drunk or completely reckless. Cause let’s all be honest…those “anonymous” questions everyone continues to get should really just say “asked by a really nosey person!” I don’t know if they teach this anymore but everyone just needs to focus on doing to others as they would want done to them and keeping your mouth shut if you have nothing nice to say.
The world is crazy. But I might be a little crazier sometimes. All this social networking is leaving the world without a social life.
To my real friends- I love you. I’m sorry I am a nutjob.

WOAH WHUT.
people really freak me out.

I am really into the 4th of July and yea I realize it’s only the 1st of June but go ahead and shut your pie hole because America’s birthday is no joke. I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. So if you live in LA, are in town for the 4th and are American as ever then I formally invite you to the red white and blue shit show of da year. Oh and you have to be nice and our friend. And everyone knows how we feel about theme parties sooooo uh yeah. It will be a rager and a dayger and nightger.